On more than one occasion, I've rolled up to the office of the day or church while hip hop/rap with "questionable" lyrics is loudly playing.
Today was one of those days - Big Pimpin' by Jay-Z.
I am pretty sure no one heard this today, yet they may have seen me drop my water bottle in the parking lot.
If so, they witnessed a pitiful face as I watched plastic shatter at my feet and the cucumbers remaining intact in the infused part of the water bottle.
I stayed up past my imposed bed-time to slice the cucumbers and chill the water, yo.
Ok, fine, I made my morning coffee too but still. . .
The bright side is the straw for said BPA free now shattered plastic bottle is the perfect color match for my travel kleen kanteen.
Bright side, y'all.
I see it.