How We Do

After a night of


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Since we've been doing a lot of the scooby snacking lately, me thinks this is why the holiday pounds are sticking around.

And no, we didn't stop at 4 gooses that night. This particular night was one in which we left the Alehouse and went to people watch and dance at the casino in town. Upon more rounds of the goose and shaking our groove thing we hit up the scooby snacks.

And yes T, that is chicken fried steak with biscuits and gravy for me you see. It'd been since my birthday. I gave in. I had to. Can you dig it?

Let's talk about some other random crap shall we?

I've been wearing my contacts like a good girl. I didn't think I would ever say this but I don't like them anymore. I remember a time when you couldn't get me to put glasses on and now I want 'em back. I want them back something fierce.

My eyes are dry. I feel naked without my glasses. You can see every freaking little eyeliner smudge and holy hell can you ever see the lines and puffy eyes after a night of drinking and staying up late.

Plus, at least four peeps have told me I don't look as intimidating without them. Not that I am trying to intimidate anyone but it is helpful from time to time in my line of work.

I know I will get used to them and I know I have to wear them but for now I want to bitch about it. A'right? A'right.

I took some time off this week because it's fixing to get crazy up around here again. Ya' know home less and less. On the road again. Yippie.

What'd I do on my little vacation?

We went skiing one day and the rest of the time I vegged out. Well, after staying up late dancing, drinking, laughing...just kicking it. I'm getting too old for that night after night I think. I just don't recover like I used to. Y'all feel that too?

Tonight I'd really like to curl up with a book and the kitties because tomorrow is certain to be a long night. It's M2's and Ace's combined bday celebration. But nooooo, I told Kyla we'd go dancing tonight since I bailed and stayed in last night. Ah, the choices we make.

Oh, how could I forget to update ya' on the reading I got Wednesday night. Apparently this is a year of expansion for Mo. The holding pattern I have been in is no more. Later on this year I will have to make a choice between two men. My dreams will become more and more vivid and I should listen to what they are trying to tell me and quit denying my own psychic ability. Also, February 9th I will meet someone who will change my life and continue to protect me in a guardian type of relationship.

When I take the funky ex to court I need to make sure I have legal representation (uh ya' think?) and make sure everything is in order. He apparently is hiding assets (T, JP, M2, and Tra: Do we even think this is possible? It's probably her money she sees. Ha.) and he will try to settle, want me to compromise.

The lady doing my reading looks at me and says, "Why in the hell were you ever married to him, once let alone twice?" I wasn't shocked that she knew that without me telling her but my mouth dropped just the same. I was like "I wish I knew." She says, "Well you can't change it and I know you are embracing it and making the right decisions now so just make sure you nail his ass to the wall when you go to court." That's the plan man.

And finally, what I have been hoping for deep down and wishing for will come true.

I'll keep y'all updated obviously on all of the above. When I figure it all out that is. Two men? Do I have to choose? Who is my guardian? What am I really wishing and hoping for? Hmmm...

And the most random of all things today? It's a good thing but it was random. Jasmine took a poo in the box. Yes peeps. In the box. She took a big hairy fiber pill induced dump in the booda dome.

I was so proud. Now the question is will she continue to do so. Y'all know I've been happy as long as she is pooing. On the floor, in the closest, by the entertainment center...it is all good as long as she is taking a poo-e. Honestly, I'd like the box but as long as she is going we are both happy. Here's to hoping she continues to use the box.

And the weirdest thing today? Leaving the liquor store and being hit up to buy a box of CampFire cookies. Are you kidding me? It's Friday night and you have your kid outside of the liquor store in the strip mall where there is a Best Buy, a B&N, a JoAnn's, pet stores, etc. to ask peeps to buy a box of cookies. Oh wait. The liquor store probably has the most foot traffic so maybe it was a good idea.

And in case you are wondering, I did my part. I bought a box of creamy smooth mint patties. For freaking $5.00.

Anyway, I'm off to relax before it's time to hit the streets again. Hope things are good in your world.

Peace and Love Peeps.