Sunday, December 03, 2006

Lord, I Ask For Patience Today

In true Mo fashion I have procrastinated and will be doing light cleaning and running the rest of my errands today.

With all of the freaks who are out doing their holiday shopping. On a nice sunny Sunday afternoon.

I just can't wait.

You know it will take me twice as long to find a parking space and to get through the aisles in Target today. Do I even dare attempt Costco? I think the grocery store is the safest bet today.

I'll have to fight my way through the aisles. Put my nicest smile on. Take deep breaths. Count to 10.

Patience. Dear Lord, will you send it my way?

Don't get me wrong. I like this time of the year. Really I do. I just don't like the crowds. The people who feel compelled, when they see you standing there, trying to get a little piece of the pie, and won't move. They drive me nuts. You know who I am talking about.

Hey, you're not one of them are you?

Dang. Maybe I'll just wait until tomorrow to do the Target and Costco run. I'm talking myself out of going.

And can they just hurry up and announce if it is going to be Michigan or Florida against Ohio State? I don't think anyone thought UCLA would beat USC yesterday but hey, it happened. Now, just give me the goods.

Peace and Love Peeps.

2 comments:

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Marina (from France)

suburban mom said...

oh my god - that post was hilarious and I love the vacuum :)