There I am.
12:30 AM. Bag of trash in hand, making my way down the stairs and thinking it is effing cold.
In case you are wondering, it is a clear night and the temps are in the mid 30s so it feels colder than it actually is.
All of a sudden Smoky next door whooshes her door open.
She exclaims, "Hey dude!"
I look back over my shoulder and reply, "Hi."
She asks, "Do you have a cigarette I can bum?"
I say, "No."
She then asks, "Do you know someone I can buy some from?"
I say, "No" and think to myself is she serious?
She says, "Darn it. Thanks anyway."
Door closes.
Mmmkay goes through my mind.
People, it is 12:30 AM on a Sunday night/Monday morning.
There is a 7-11 within walking distance.
I know it is crazy to be taking the trash out at this time of the day but I think she has me beat in the crazy department, at least by a smidge.
And yes, the tag is still on the noel reindeer as of today.
Peace and Love Peeps.
5 comments:
And I thought I was up early. What was she doing? Sitting by the door listening for people?
It seems like she just had sex and needed a cigarette stat!
Some peoples kids. Sheesh.
That falls under creepy in my dictionary. I think she left crazy in her dust.
omg.
next time just go out during the daylight hours--apparently she's a night owl if she's up smoking at that time...crazy ass people.
lock your doors!
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