Learnings from Thursday On

First off, Happy Monday to all of ya'.


Second, I thought I'd do a quick recap from Thursday on and I'd share with you some of the things we learned about each other and myself over the last few days.

Here's to hoping I don't bore you too much.


We learned Maricel's second toe is longer than her big toe. We also learned she has the longest second toe out of all of us. Yea, drunk people find humor in the smallest of things don't they?


The three amigas. Maricel, Kyla, and Mo. We learned that no matter how cute you are at the beginning of the day, you can still be cute sixteen hours later. I also learned as the day goes on, your faux hawk has the capability of falling flat.



Jasmine is a party pussy who likes to be in the center of the action soliciting love.


We learned Maricel doesn't know how to properly pour a beer. Do you see the head on that Blue Moon?


Girls of all ages like to play with paper, paint, stamps, and ink. This is one of the many creations the girls created for Pete's Father's Day project/gift.



Some of the other things learned are

• Dropping your cell phone in a glass of Blue Moon will kill that sucker faster than you can say "What'd you go and do that for?"
• Asking the po po if they are here to dance for you doesn't always get laughs
• You may leave someone to sleep on the couch but find them on the floor face down the next morning
• Arriving to work three hours later than normal is an open invitation for those who know how you spent the night before to give you crap
• Under a pair of knee high boots you just may find mismatched socks
• Trying to apologize to your neighbors for the party doesn't always yield the answer to which one called the cops on y'all
• Going to the 24 hour Super Wal*Mart after midnight to simply get some pictures developed can turn into an ordeal where you want to up and bitch slap a power tripping cashier
• Said power tripping cashier doesn't know how to do simple math and will put a curse on ya' when you try to help her figure out 5x2=10
• I can put my OCD aside for the sake of an art project with a 5 and 7 year old
• The man will freak when he enters the destroyed living room and then proceed to tell you how much he appreciates you for it
• Once a little girl figures out the flowers are real, she can't help but up and kill some of them by touching their flowering softness
• Having a 7 year old ask you "When are you going to have kids? You're 34 and so good with us you should have one of your own." will make your heart sing and your heart fall at the same time

In case you are wondering, I ended up not making the father's day canvas for Pete. I decided the girl's chip board collage was more in tune with the day's significance.

I got him an iPod wall charger instead. He's constantly using mine so I thought it was time to get him one of his own.

Not to worry. The planning and buying of blue supplies will come into play later. Most likely for Christmas or just because. Well, that's assuming we are still together come Christmas...

I'm off to get ready for work. It's the really busy week and oh, I just can't wait.

Peace and Love.