Friday, January 23, 2009

Hello Dear Internet, Fancy Meeting You Here

So my girl Mo sent me a text message this week and said "Kimmy, would you guest blog for me?" and I was all "Are you freakin' kiddin' me...Hell Yeah! Sign me up!" (maybe I wasn't that enthusiastic in my reply text, because really? I'm just learning my home row keys on my phone and most of the time my text messages read like I'm a two year old with dyslexia)...Anyways, so here I am!!!! filling up Mo's blog for this Friday morning.

It's hard to think of writing on someone else's blog cause ya just don't wanna offend people and you certainly don't wanna offend the owner of said blog, you know what I'm sayin? So yeah, I was 'bout to write this post of how I am really hating on this Midwest weather we're having and it's frigid temperatures when it dawned on me again..."Mo's blog. Mo is always positive. Always upbeat. Bright side Mo" so I knew I couldn't write a post about how I'd like to round house kick Mother Nature in the crotch because it's so damn cold outside that my car is struggling everyday at five pm when its time for me to go home from my forty hour gig to start and I'm so afraid I'm going to have to stay there one minute longer. So I thought "Channel your inner Mo, Kim. What would Mo say about freezing her ass off?" Then my inner voice replied with "Mo would throw on a cute hat and cute shoes and she'd rock the snowflakes!" So that's what I'm going to do. Just without the hat and cute shoes cause you know me dear internet, I'm not girly like that.

So I give you dear internets my Top 5 reasons for loving this time of the year.

5) When I don't drink my vanilla latte fast enough in the morning it quickly turns to cold milk and everyone knows that milk does the body good.

4) All the white powder under the pale moon light is like having a personal night light for my car at dark thirty in the morning when I only have one eye open.

3) The healthy rosy glow my cheeks have. (of course it's wind burn but that doesn't matter)

2) That I live in Ohio where temperatures drop down to -20F this time of year and not Antarctica where temps. in 1983 dipped down to a nipply -123F. (double dog dare ya to stick your tongue on a pole there!)

and the number one reason I'm lovin' this time of the year is......

1) It's snuggly time!!! A time when it's okay to put your hands down someone else pants cause really...it's all about the transfer of heat and keeping each other warm.

and that my friends are just a few examples of why I am thankful for this time of the year. *cough* Thanks again Mo for opening up your blog to me...

*in the words of Mo* Peace and Love Peeps.

16 comments:

Kathy said...

You're nothing if not positive! :)

fiwa said...

Great post! It cracked me up that you tried to keep to the spirit of Mo in your own words. :)

Brad said...

I like #1 - Make friends AND stay warm!

Booster MPS said...

Love the snuggly comment, that is totally a Kimmy saying!

Hi Mo!

CrystalChick said...

Guest blogging is so cool. Mo's blog is great but her friends have really done a fine job here this week!!

I love snuggly time. Any chance I get to put my hands down hubby's pants I'm soooo there. ;)

Have a *warm* weekend.

for a different kind of girl said...

I may or may not be typing this comment with my hands down my pants right this very second!

glo.riah said...

:)
yeah, the hubbs has offered his
eh...uh...body heat to me on cold nights.
i thought he was the only generous one??

lol

iheartchocolate said...

My hands are always cold in the winter, now I KNOW what to do! Lemme go find my husband.

Mandy Lou said...

How insanely positive and perky! Way to be all glass half full KimmyK!

Anthony said...

That's where the cat comes in handy. He's 112 degrees all the time.

Meanwhile, this is one of those blogs that has music when you open the page. I was listening to Creedence and Kelly Clarkson damn near scared the shit out of me! I thought Fogerty went nuts.

johnny368 said...

This is so cool...:_)

[peace/love]

WPMomOf2 (jen) said...

Nice to "meet you".

Tina... said...

I think you did a great job at filling in....way to go, Kimmy!

Libby said...

hi, mo! great blog...i should have visited before, cuz i know kimmy's a big fan of yours, any friend of kimmy's...ya da ya da...so, anyway, great blog, i'll be back (think terminator)...and i was so sorry to read of jasmine...she had an angelic look, & you were lucky to be blessed with her love for as long as you were..

Live.Love.Eat said...

Hah, great post on rocking the snowflakes and channeling the inner Mo. Cute!!!!!

Ace C said...

Awww. Way to gut it out Kimmy.