My Latest Present?

I arrived home from work last night to find this.

By now I should expect the unexpected.

At first I thought yippie she is moving but then reality set in.

I texted the peeps with "I just got home and the couch for cl is resting on the railing outside her door. Please tell me she is moving."

Here are some of their replies.

Ace's Reply: LOL

Fiwa's Reply: Either that or she's on another bender. Watch yer back.

Kyla's Reply: Either that or she came home and thought her couch was a burglar and pulled some kung fu sh*t

Maricel's Reply: Whoa. Maybe she is moving out...Maybe it is a present to you.

Here is another view for you. This is from my front door looking out.

When I went to bed I prayed I wouldn't be woken up by her moving it around or be couched in this morning.

When the alarm went off and I realized I slept through the night I quickly exclaimed Sweet Jesus, did a fist pump, and kissed Princess.

Upon my arrival home from the gym I smiled. I thought victory would be mine in terms of being able to leave for the office and not be couched in.

Hmph. I should have known better.

After my shower, I started to hear movement and gibberish outside of the door. I thought yay she is going to move it back inside.

Guess who was wrong?

She was pushing it down a few of the stairs.

Good morning to me.

I have now received confirmation from management she has until Friday to move and was told this decision was prior to this incident.

Who is coming to the party this Saturday?

Peace and Love Peeps.