I've Grown Tired

I have grown tired of my bathroom being my new best friend.

Somewhere along the way I either picked up an intestinal bug or have food poisoning.

I started feeling the rumblings upon my arrival home Sunday morning. As the day progressed I was able to control it but as the night wore on it, whatever it is, gained the upper hand.

I won't share too much with you but I will say I have gone through at least 2 rolls of tp. A couple of times I didn't think I was gonna make it down the hallway.

I have experienced nausea and thankfully I have not upchucked once. *knocks on wood*

I have had a headache and a low fever, both of which have passed at this point in time.

With all this going on I obviously didn't jump in the car and head down south but I will be in the morning.

So um, y'all say a prayer and send me a vibe for this to keep passing right on through a'right?

Get it? Pass right on through. Ha, at least I have not lost my sense of humor about the situation.

Peace and Love Peeps.