Sexy Beast

I couldn't figure out why Princess kept presenting her nub and butt to me once I arrived home last week.

Friday night before Mars and I left for Fiwa's I discovered a present near the front door. The present could have easily been mistaken for a hairball but the sniff test proved otherwise.

Ya' do know what I am referring to right?

I was thinking maybe Princess was channelling Jasmine. I wanted to make sure she didn't have things hanging from the rear that shouldn't be so I scooped her up and had her Auntie take a look.

We saw nor felt anything out of the ordinary.

Fast forward to Sunday morning and another present being left for me.

As I sat at my desk doing what I do in the afternoon, Miss Thang came and wiggled her bootie all up in my face. I took a closer look and discovered the poor girl was in need of some grooming.

I tried to take care of it myself but she was having no part of it.

This morning I took her in for a grooming appointment.

The vet's office refers to it as a sanitary clip.

Me?

I'm saying she is going in for a Brazilian. Sanitary clip is too clinical for me.

When I said she would thank me later for the Brazilian in front of the office staff, they about all lost it with laughter.

Yup, that's me; spreading the sunshine around when you least expect it.

When Auntie Mars picks her up for me early this evening she'll be one sexy beast. How much do ya' wanna bet she is totally going to be feeling it?

Peace and Love Peeps.